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This post is brought to you by our “friend in the head” Freshalina over at Crunktastical.net. We just got a case of the L. O. fucking Lz looking at the Honorable Reverend Al “Big Perm” Sharpton shoot rapper Flo Rida some serious side eye at this years BET Awards! We imagine that when Flor Rida got up to use the bathroom during a break to touch up his hair line (with a sharpie marker), Al secretly followed him, walked up behind him, plucked one of the silky strands off of his own head, and used it like fishing wire to choke Flo Rida and put that bitch out of his miserable waning hair-line misery. Either that, or Al is making a mental note to pick up a pack of v-neck sweaters later on after the show. Your guess is as good as ours.
